Josiah: Same old, same old? Not this time.
Josiah: Good Evening, I’m Josiah Stuart; and welcome to the Live Launch of Veggie Brother t6! Just weeks from now, our winner will be earning a prize package that is beyond belief. In addition to the £500,000 prize, the winner also gets a £250 gift certificate and a trip of a lifetime courtesy of our new sponsors Veg Mobile and Unendlich Ein Airlines. 16 housemates will be moving into the house behind me, for the next 7 weeks or more! There’s multiple twists this year, and we hope you like them. I will reveal the twists later on; but first, let’s show you the house for this year’s VBt6! For you Americans and Canadians, the house layout is based off of the layout of the BB house from 2000-2004.
Josiah: So, now that you’ve met the house; let’s meet our 16 guys and gals for the next few months.
- Aiden is 20 years old, and a college student from San Diego, California
- Aimee is 16 years old, a student and a model from Tampa, Florida
- Amir is 20 years old, and a college student from Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
- Brianna is 23 years old, and is a content creator from Los Angeles, California
- Clover is 19 years old, and a college student from Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom
- Daniel is 18 years old, and a high school graduate from Rochester, New York
- Dean is 21 years old, is unemployed, and is from Brooklyn, New York
- Eliza is 19 years old, and a college student from San Diego, California
- Erica is 15 years old, and a high school student from Billings, Montana
- Gwen is 18 years old, and a college student from Eighty Four, Pennsylvania
- Jordan is 17 years old, and a student from Taupo, New Zealand
- Laetitia is 24 years old, and a journalist from Québec City, Québec
- Peter is 16 years old, and a student from Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
- River is 17 years old, and a secondary school student from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
- Shawn is 18 years old, is a college student and musician from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- Unity is 21 years old, and a college graduate from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Josiah: Hello housemates!
Housemates: Hi Josiah!
Josiah: Take a good look around you, because over the next few weeks; these people are your new Veggie Brother family. You might find your new best friend, or your next enemy, or your frenemies. Anyway, let’s not waist any time. The first 4 housemates to walk in are… Dean, Gwen, Clover, and River. You may now enter the house!
Gwen: C’mon, let’s look for beds!
River: What’s this door for?
Clover: Nope, not sleeping with 5 others in one bed.
Dean: Let’s find the other bedroom.
Clover: Yay! Single beds!!!
Gwen: I’ll get the cloud bedroom!
Dean: I’ll take one for the team and sleep on the sextuple bed.
River: Fine with us. What’s your name? I’m River.
Dean: River? Dean.
Clover: I’m Clover, and you are?
Gwen: I’m Gwen. Just your average Western Pennsylvania girl.
Josiah: The next four housemates to go on in are… Amir, Brianna, Daniel, and Aimee. Go on in!
Aimee: WE MADE IT B*TCHES!
Gwen: Aw yeah!
Daniel: Where’s the beds?
River: Bedroom one is in front of you, the other two are over across from the sofa.
Brianna and Amir: I’ll take a double bed!
Clover: (whispers to self) Great, cuddle buddies.
Daniel: This bed taken?
Gwen: Not at all, I was just taking out my piercings.
Daniel: I’m Daniel.
Gwen: I am Gwen. This is interesting entering in groups isn’t it?
Daniel: Compared to entering as one big group, I like this better.
Josiah: And the 3rd group is… Erica, Shawn, Laetitia, and Unity. Head on in you four!
Shawn: This is anti-climactic…
Laetitia: Not so fast buddy. I found a bedroom.
Unity: We’ll find the other bedroom.
Shawn: Okay, go ahead.
Laetitia: Hi there!
Dean: What’s up? I’m Dean.
Laetitia: I’m Laetitia.
Shawn: And my name’s Shawn.
Dean: Interesting names this year.
Laetitia: I know.
Unity: Hi guys!
Clover: Hi there, looking for the other bedroom?
Unity: Yep!
Amir: Well, you found two of them.
Unity: Cool beans! I’m Unity, by the way.
Clover: Clover, he’s Amir, and she’s Brianna.
Brianna: Hey girl!
Erica: Hi there! I’m Erica.
Gwen: I’m Gwen, nice to meet you Erica!
Daniel: And I am Daniel.
Erica: I like this bedroom, feels like we’re literally in the air.
Gwen: I know, its cool… and slightly cold.
Josiah: And the last four; Eliza, Jordan, Peter, and Aiden, you may now go in.
Aiden: Freaking finally! I’ve been waiting since 2012 to do this!
Laetitia: Haven’t we all?
Peter: Good point.
Eliza: Where’s the bedrooms?
Laetitia: Here and over across from the sofa.
Eliza: Thanks!
Jordan: Aw, yes. To the main bedrooms!
Peter: Does this bedroom have one bed?
Laetitia: Unfortunately, but we’ll make it work. In some cases, we’ll let some people sleep on the floor.
Peter: Okay, please put my bag in there because I have to go to the loo.
Laetitia: But make it fast, we’ll do group introductions soon.
Daniel: This garden is amazing!
Gwen: A swimming pool, and a shower?
Aiden: And lots of room to run around, tan, and do other fun sh*t. Anyway, I’m Aiden.
Gwen: I am Gwen, and this is Daniel.
Josiah: Housemates, please gather on the sofa.
Josiah: Hello housemates!
Housemates: Hi Josiah!
Josiah: For parts of the season, I will be talking to you via this TV. The rest of the time, especially evictions; I will talk to you all over the PA system. Now, I’ve got some news for you all. There is a new twist that could potentially un-evict someone as they are leaving the house. This twist is called “Reset”, and it’s simple. After a nominations ceremony or as someone’s been evicted, any one of you can say the word ‘reset’ and the game is simply rewound to the beginning of the week; and the game is officially extended by a week; unless VB has other plans. Also, the second main twist will be revealed by Veggie Brother himself. Is that clear?
Housemates: Yes.
Josiah: I am signing off now, VB; over to you for Twist #2.
Aiden: What could this second twist be?
Gwen: I don’t know, but Reset sounds fun!
Unity: It totally changes the game!
Veggie Brother: This is Veggie Brother. Housemates, welcome to the sixth teen edition. The second twist will be revealed to you now.
Jordan: Great, what is it?
Eliza: Shh.
Veggie Brother: The second twist is called “The Deux”. It can give 1 or more housemates a two week reprieve of being nominated and it gives them immunity. This twist is highly powerful, as it can extend the game if given in Week 6. A randomiser has given out the names of the housemate with the first “Nominations Grenade” and the 2 housemates with “The Deux”. The housemate with the nominations grenade is…
Brianna: I hope it’s not me. I don’t want blood on my hands week one!
Aiden: None of us do.
Unity: And?
Veggie Brother: Dean. The housemates with “The Deux” are…
Peter: Oh gosh, it’s me.
Shawn: We don’t know that.
Aimee: He’s right Peter.
Dean: Oh, it’s me; because the NG and “The Deux” go great together.
Veggie Brother: Aimee, and Jordan. Nominations commence on Monday, and the front door is now locked and won’t be opened again until next Friday. That is all.
Clover: Now that makes me scared because someone can intentionally cancel someone’s eviction LIVE.
Jordan: Aimee, at least we can’t be nominated for the next two weeks.
Aimee: Say yay for safety.
Daniel: I have an idea, what if we don’t reset the game. Just let “The Deux” twist happen.
Josiah: Ooh, sounds like some of the housemates aren’t happy about these twists. So, let’s let you in on a twist that only you will know about. In week 3, we will put in intruders as per usual, this year we have 4 of them (2 guys, 2 girls); then we will let you decide which one of each gender actually gets evicted. But, the intruders and housemates don’t know that the intruder eviction happens before the intruders actually enter the house. Ooh, we’re sneaky, cheeky buggers. Also, we have a new schedule for stuff this year. We have highlights shows on Sundays and Wednesdays, Nominations on Mondays, Evictions on Fridays, and a new Diary Room Uncut show on Saturdays; all at 9pm BST! Anyway, that’ll do it for us tonight. I’m Josiah Stuart, this is Veggie Brother; and remember that Someone is Always Watching. Good Night and have a pleasant tomorrow!
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